Every time I pick up that stupid thing I just know I’m in for a headache. It’s like all the retards of the world have us on their speed dial. Nowadays, I rarely pick it up when it rings but every once in a while..

Ring Ring!
“Hello?”
“Hi, can I talk to [your father]?”
“He’s not home sorry.”
“Oh, are you his son?”
“Yeah..?”
“I’m calling from vancouver, are you over 18?”
“umm.. yeah..?”
(mutters something)
Hangs up.

What the fuck? A general dumbass, or pedophile, or both? Probably both.
Here’s another (really common) one I get:

Ring Ring!
“Hello?”
“وقالت وكالة الأنباء الإيرانية ان “آلاف الاشخاص خرجوا في شوارع العاصمة وهم يهتفون “الموت لإسرائيل” و “الموت لأمريكا” و”الموت لصهيونية”.
“huh?”
Hangs up.

I’m not arabic. I get a lot of Hindu ones, but I’ve also gotten Chinese and Polish. See what I mean now? Call my Cell phone instead – now you know why I have it.

(oh btw, I have no idea what the arabic stuff above means, I just copied and pasted a paragraph of BBC Arabic )