Not bitches in a good way either. Give me a second to sound 14 years old again:

Can a guy and a girl really be just friends? Are romantic entanglements unavoidable? Will you invariably end up pouring your heart and soul out to her into a bucket of lovin’ or a urinal of nut-cripling rejection?

Okay, fuck all that. Basically I have (among others) a close circle of friends that all happen to be female. That is, Cara and two others. I know what you’re thinking now: “Can you say Managé et Trois.. +1 !” (what’s the technical term for that?). Well if so, I’d sadly have to disappoint you – actually, parts of that would probably be scary bad in reality.

No, actually what female friends will invariably do is screw you over. Every motherfuckin time.. I hate fancy wine and dine events, I’m always so out of place and it makes me edgy. I hate wearing suits, I hate having to pretend to be gentlemanly and get laughed at when I have to invariably pick the wrong fork to skewer a fuckin olive.

Nevertheless, thanks. Thanks a lot :@
Much props and hates to the bitches out there. Yeah, that made no sense.